My "Gobsmaked Me" moment of the effin year came yesterday when my husband stated....(out of the blue I might add) "you're not going to Eleuthera next year, just so you know........"
Wait a minute, yep I still have a "Dad" saw him on Easter Sunday, so what was that garbage that just spewed out of your mouth??? Oh, hahahha that's right, all of a sudden, at 50, "someone" is going to start telling me what I can and cannot do with my fairly feeble, frugal, and somewhat mundane life that has for the last ten years included LOTS of unwanted and kick me in the ass illnesses?!?! My slippah's may just end up staying on the beach next year after I arrive via one-way ticket and park my skinny ass on Dad's rocky lot in Rainbow Bay, if there's no HOA come that time - then I'm getting me an Airstream - yea like Lenny - or perhaps a steel shipping container to two - lol! Outdoor shower and loo, small propane cook top for my coffee and a wood outdoor grill for my fish. FY.
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